An american, a german and an albanian got caught by the devil. The devil transformed into a shark and said: “Each one if you will throw something in this lake and ill look for it. If i find it i get your soul, and if I don’t you become emortal.” The american goes first and throws a pebble. Ten seconds after, the devil comes up with the pebble and sucks the soul out of the american. The german goes next and throws a needle. 5 seconds after, the devil comes up with the needle and sucks the soul out of the german. The albanian goes last and angrily dumps a bucket of water and say: “FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKER!”
- A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce.
- Did you hear about that pimp who got decapitated?