“Boring flight, huh, Airbus? Watch this!” The fighter proceeds to flip upside down and speed up, breaking the sound barrier before corkscrewing to skim the ocean, and coming up back beside the Airbus. “What’d you think?”
The Airbus pilot replies, “Not bad, but look at this.” The Airbus proceeds to fly straight for the next five minutes before the pilot comes on the radio again. “See?”
The fighter pilot is perturbed. “I don’t get it, what did you do?”
“I got up, stretched my legs, went to the bathroom and got a cinnamon bun.”
Edit: 300 mph.