An admiral is touring a submarine

The Captain is with him, showing him the functions and rooms of the submarine. Near the end of the tour when they’re in the operations room, the admiral notices a monitor with “Up 0, Down 0” displayed on it. Perplexed, he asks the captain “What is this monitor’s function?”

“Oh, that’s the tally box. Sometimes when we have nothing going on, I’ll gather the crew and ask them if they’d like to go up to the surface or down to the depths to explore.”

The admiral is amused and says “I bet they often ask to go the surface.”

The Captain nods and replies “I’ll get a few down votes, but often I’ll get lots of up votes on this sub.”

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