The small accountant had heard stories about how he was going to become the victim in this rough prison to which he had been sentenced. He looked up at the very hairy, sweaty, cell mate and slightly trembled.
The accountant was slightly heartened when the hulking man before him asked, “So, do you want to be the man or the wife?”
The accountant felt a wave of relief and answered, “I”ll be the man.”
His cell mate licks his lips, and says, “Perfect. Now get over here and suck your wife’s dick.”