He went to a lingerie shop to get a sexy lingerie for his 80 year old wife. He got an expensive one and went home.
Later that night he gave it to his wife and told her to put it on. She went to the bathroom to put it on and found out that it was too small for her. She thought “He does not have a great eyesight. I will go naked and he would not even know”. So she entered the bedroom naked.
Her husband looked at her, squinting his eyes and muttered, “Well, for the price I paid, they should have atleast ironed it”.