An 18 year old asks his 91 year old grandpa to go fishing.

Grandpa: Let’s go skydiving instead.

Grandson: Aren’t you afraid that something could go wrong and we could die?

Grandpa: As old as I am dying is only my third biggest fear.

Grandson: What’s your second?

Grandpa: Not making the most out of the time I have left.

The grandson moved by what his grandpa said bought them skydiving tickets immediately.

Grandson: I bought the tickets grandpa, but if you don’t mind me asking what is your biggest fear?

Grandpa: Fucking crocodiles. Why do you think I didn’t want to go fishing?

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