American tells to his Russian colleague:

“When Trump passes by, we all swear, spit, and throw rotten fruit on him”

The Russian:

“When Putin passes by, we all piss on him”

The American:

“I exaggerated a little – we swear whispering, spit aside, and while throwing, we don’t hit”.

The Russian:

“And I exaggerated too – when we piss, we don’t take off our pants”.

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