Always one-up a conspiracy theorist.

My co-worker who’s a conspiracy theorist told me that the moon landing was fake, and NASA paid actors to pretend, with a green screen behind them.

I looked at him, scoffed and said, “So you believe in the Moon? What an idiot. How can a giant white balloon float in the sky, if I throw a small ball in the air and it still comes down? That is definitely a simulation to brainwash the minds of the citizens.

Don’t be a sheep.”