A zoophilic, an arsonist, a necrophiliac and a masochist sit in a cell…

The zoophilic declares: “If there was a cat here, right now, I would fuck it”.

The necrophiliac replies: “If there was a cat here, right now, I would fuck it, kill it, then fuck it again”.

The arsonist gives his point of view: “If there was a cat here, right now, I would set it on fire, fuck it, kill it, then fuck it again”

And the masochist says: “meow”.