Once there Saint Peter tells her she can ask God a single question. So she asks God “I’ve always wondered, am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes.”
God responds, “You are what you are” and disappears.
She turns to Saint Peter clearly dissatisfied, “All these years I’ve waited only to not get an answer, what does that even mean? “
Saint Peter looks confused and replies “Well obviously it means you’re white with black stripes”
“How” replies the zebra
“Well if you were black, he would have said ‘You is what you is'”