A Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said,”I bet you’re going to try to sell me a ticket to the Pennsylvania Trooper’s Ball.” He replied,”Pennsylvania State Troopers don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence. He closed his ticket book, tipped his hat, walked back to his patrol car, and left.
- A man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
- All my other family members are wealthy and successful. In order to stand out, I decided to become a panhandler instead.