She: “Oh! great guru, please cure me of my ailment”
As the woman was attractive, the guru wanted to take advantage of the situation.
Guru: I will cure you my child, but as a token of gratitude, you must have sex with me first.
She agreed, and the guru had the best sex of his life.
Then the guru asked, “Tell me, child, what is your ailment?”
She: I have AIDS