They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but Im glad she slapped him.” The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didnt know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadnt missed him when she slapped me!” The young woman was sitting and thinking, “Im glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!” The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”
- A man with no arms and legs was sun baking on the beach.
- I took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise.