As they ate dinner, he felt the need to pass gas, but he held it in quite a while. As the night wore on, he couldn’t stand it, so he tried to let out just a little bit.
The girls mother looks sharply at the dog and says “Spot!”
Twenty minutes go by, and he decides to try it again.
The girls mother shouts at the dog “SPOT!”
He decides that if she’s going to blame it on the dog, he may as well let it all out. There followed such a deluge of brapping and whistles that the girls mother screams at the dog “SPOT! Get away from him before he shits on you!”