The cashier says that the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, and 12. He asks the boy what pack he wants. “Well, I’ve been seeing this girl for a while now, and I think tonight will be ‘the night’. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then going out. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time. I’ll have the 12 pack.
He makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he arrives to the dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks of he can lead the blessing prayer. He begins the prayer but continues praying for a few more minutes.
His girlfriend leans over and whispers “I didn’t know you were so religious.”
He responds, “I didn’t know your dad worked at the drugstore.”