A young lady becomes a hooker, and after her first night on the streets, the other hookers are asking her how it went…

“Well, the first guy I met was really hot! A marine with all kinds of muscles!”

“Ooh! Nice!” another girl says. “How’d it go?”

“Well I told him it was $50 for a fuck. He said he didn’t have that much. So I told him it’s $25 for a blowjob. He didn’t have that much either. So I said it’s $10 for a handjob. He agreed. So I unzipped him and pulled his dick out. Oh my God it was huge! I wrapped one hand around the base, and a second hand above that, and then I put my first hand above the second hand and there was still more dick!”

“Oh my God! What happened next?” the other girl says.

“I loaned him $40.”

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