So, he gave up all his worldly possessions and left society to pray in the woods, he prayed for everyday, then after many many years god appears before him. God: I’m pleased by your dedication, you may ask for anything and I’ll grant your wish. Hermit: Okay, but what took you so long, I have been praying for a very long time now. God: The time in heaven works different, it may have been two decades for you but for me it was just a single second. Hermit: Okay then, I wish for a kingdom, a very beautiful wife and lots of wealth. God looks thoughtful for a moment and then says,’ Darn! I forgot my wish granting wand, be back in a minute.’
- A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Spain
- Does anyone else feel that white bread is superior?