A young guy gets paired with an elderly stranger for a round of golf. They’re on the fifth green, the old guy is lining up a putt, when they notice a funeral procession passing by the course.
The man backs away from the putt, removes his cap, bows his head for a quick prayer, crosses himself, and then returns to his putt.
After the hole, the young guy says “I’m impressed with your show of respect for the deceased.”
Old guy says “Well, we were married for 42 years… Least I could do.”