A young couple couldn’t get pregnant.

A young couple couldn’t get pregnant. They tried everything so the wife could conceive including going to the fertility doctor, but nothing worked. Finally, at church one Sunday they asked their priest for advice. The priest told them to go to the Vatican and light a candle. Several years later, the priest decides to pay the couple a visit. He rings the doorbell, and is met by an army of little runts. He asks one of the older boys,

“Where’s Mommy?”

“She’s at a maternity ward. I’m gonna have a sister” says the boy

“What about Daddy?” asks the priest

“He went to the Vatican to blow out some damn candle.”

submitted by /u/wackoclown
[link] [comments]

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *