A young boy uses the bathroom in school and wipes his ass with his hand when there’s no toilet paper…

… Since he had nothing to wipe with, he comes back to the classroom with his hands cupped, hiding the shit.

The teacher notices and asks him, “what do you have in your hand?”

“Oh don’t worry,” the little boy says. “It’s a little leprechaun.”

“Now don’t lie to me, show me what you have in your hand.” replied the teacher.

“I told you, it’s a little leprechaun. If I show him to you, he’ll get scared and run away.” said the student.

At this point the teacher started to get frustrated.

“If you don’t show me what’s in your hand, I’m sending you to the principals office and calling your parents.” the teacher threatened angrily.

The little boy refuses, so he gets sent to the principals office.

Once there, the conversation happens again.

“I heard you were lying to your teacher and wouldn’t show her what you were hiding in your hand.” said the principal.

Oh don’t worry,” the little boy says. “I wasn’t lying. It’s a little leprechaun. If I show him to you, he’ll get scared and run away.”

“Please don’t lie to me, show me what you have in your hand.” said the principal.

“I told you, it’s a little leprechaun. If I show him to you, he’ll get scared and run away.” said the student.

The principal was also frustrated at being lied to.

“Fine. If you don’t want to show me what’s in your hand, you can explain it to your parents. They’re on their way now.” said the principal.

A short time later, the boys parents arrived at the school, furious that they had to leave work to come deal with him.

His mother tried unsuccessfully for several minutes to get the boy to show her what was in his hands, but the boy refused with the same excuse.

“If I show him to you, he’s going to get scared and run away.”

At this point the father was just standing by silently, shaking with rage. When he couldn’t take any more, he blew up at his son.

“I SWEAR TO CHRIST, I’VE ALREADY TAKEN TOO MUCH TIME OUT OF MY DAY TO DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT. IF YOU DON’T SHOW YOUR MOTHER AND I WHAT’S IN YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW YOU AREN’T GOING TO LIVE TO REGRET IT!” he screamed at his son.

The son, white as a sheet, stared at his father with wide eyes and opening his hands.

With a small voice, he squeaked out,

“….look dad… You scared the crap out of him.”

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