A World War I French fighter pilot walks into a bar…

He goes up to the bartender, orders a glass of red wine and walks over to a beautiful woman. Taken to him, he passionately kisses her on the lips and then takes a sip of wine.

“I am Jacque La Roque, famous French fighter pilot! When I have the red meat I must have the red wine.

She replies, “Ohhhhh Jacque!”

Jacque orders again from the bartender a glass of white wine, goes to the woman and passionately kisses her on the breast, then takes a sip of white wine…

“I am Jacque La Roque, famous French fighter pilot! When I have the white meat I must have the white wine.

She replies, “Ohhhhh Jacque!”

Things start to progress a little further, and they go upstairs to a room. He takes off all her closes, works his way down to pleasure her and takes out a small bottle of 151 and a lighter.

The woman stops him and asks, “ oh Jacque I understand the red meat and red wine and the white meat and white wine, but why the bottle of 151 and a lighter?

He looks up and says, “I am Jacque La Roque, famous French fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!”

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