A woman with a morbid fear of drowning is on a ship in the middle of an ocean. Nervously,she asks a crew member ‘how far away from land are we?’ He reassures her’ don’t worry,we’re only 5 miles from land’. Relieved, she says ‘oh,in which direction?’

‘That would be straight down Ma’am’, he replies..

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