A woman wish to buy a Parrot. The prices are $50, $100, $400 and $15.Then she asks why the last one is so cheap?

“Because he used to live in a brothel” says the shopkeeper.Then she pays $15. When she gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me, a new brothel!” The woman laughs. When her daughters get home the parrot says: “Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!” The girls laughs too. When her husband gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me Pete, haven’t seen you for weeks!”

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