A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot with a sign on the cage that said $50

‘Why so little?’ she asked the pet store owner. The pet store owner looked at her and said ‘Look, I should tell you first this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.’ The woman thought about it and decided to have the bird anyway. She took the bird home and hung its cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, ‘New house, new madam.’ The woman was a bit shocked at the implication but then thought ‘That’s not really so bad.’ When her two teenage daughters returned home from school that afternoon, the bird saw them and said ‘New house, new madam, new girls.’ The girls and woman laughed about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman’s husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, ‘Hi, Keith!’

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