A woman walks into a dry cleaners….

She says to the guy at the counter “Hopefully you have the expertise to apply a suitable chemical procedure to eliminate this unsightly blemish from my favourite frock.”

He says, “Come again?”

She says, “No, it’s mayonnaise this time.”

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