A woman walks into a bar

She sits at the counter and orders a salad with croutons and a creamy dressing.

The waiter delivers her salad, and she hands him a crisp $20 bill. As the waiter walks back to the cash register he holds it to the light and realizes it’s a counterfeit! He snaps around to see the woman grabbing her salad and running for the door.

He shouts at the top of his lungs “Seize her salad!”