The doctor takes the baby and leaves to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against the wall. The woman screams, “OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY!?” To which the doctor replies, ” April fools! It was already dead!”
- I got attacked by 3 guys last night! I managed to knock one out though.
- Why wasn’t Jesus born in France?