A woman runs into a man at the grocery store

Woman: Hi there!

Man: Do you know me?

Woman: I think you’re the father of one of my kids.

Man: Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?

Woman: No…. I’m your son’s teacher.

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