A woman pregnant with triplets gets shot 3 times in the gut.

They rush her to the hospital and everything turns out ok. The babies are all fine.

12 years later one of her daughters comes to her worried “mom mom mom i was peeing and a bullet came out!”

“Thats strange.” Says the mom.

A few days after that her other daughter rushes up “MOM MOM MOM i was peeing and a bullet came out!”

“Thats really strange” says the mom.

A few more weeks pass without issue, then her son comes up to her “MOM MOM MOM” she cuts him off “let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out.”

“NO! I WAS JACKING OFF AND I SHOT THE DOG!”

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