They rush her to the hospital and everything turns out ok. The babies are all fine.
12 years later one of her daughters comes to her worried “mom mom mom i was peeing and a bullet came out!”
“Thats strange.” Says the mom.
A few days after that her other daughter rushes up “MOM MOM MOM i was peeing and a bullet came out!”
“Thats really strange” says the mom.
A few more weeks pass without issue, then her son comes up to her “MOM MOM MOM” she cuts him off “let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out.”
“NO! I WAS JACKING OFF AND I SHOT THE DOG!”