A woman meets a panda at a bar and they go back to her place..

They end up in the bedroom and one thing leads to another.

The panda goes down on her while jerking himself off but after only a minute he stands up, ejaculates all over her, then turns around and heads for the door.

“What the hell? ..where are you going?” the woman asks.

“You have the internet, right? Look me up sometime.” replies the panda, walking out and closing the door.

The woman, somewhat peeved, goes on her phone and Googles ‘panda’.

panda n. ‘A large mammal found in southeast Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.’

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