She sees that her neighbor has beautiful red tomatoes so she asks him, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?” “Easy” He replies, “Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.” The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, “How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?” “No, but my cucumbers are enormous!”
- 50 dollars is 50 dollars
- Don’t you just hate it when med students call themselves doctors?