A woman is trying to grow tomatoes, but can’t seem to get them to turn red…

She sees that her neighbor has beautiful red tomatoes so she asks him, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?” “Easy” He replies, “Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.” The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, “How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?” “No, but my cucumbers are enormous!”

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