A woman is reading a book in bed when her husband enters with a sheep under his arm

The husband holds the sheep up to the woman and exclaims: “This is the pig I’m cheating on you with.”

The woman, confused by the notion, replies: “But… that’s a sheep.”

To which the husband shakes his head and says: “I wasn’t talking to you.”

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