A woman is at the park with her son when he starts misbehaving.

She looks at him sternly and says “If you don’t stop before I count to 3, we’re going home!”

1…

2…

2 and a half…

2 and three quarters…

2 and five sevenths…

Just then a man taps her on the shoulder and hands her his business card. Hi I work for Gabe Newell, co-founder of Valve, and we’re looking for a new Vice President. I think you’re just what we’re looking for. Call me on Monday and we’ll talk.

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