A woman is at the doctor’s office

She says, “Doctor, I have a problem. I fart allll the time, but the thing is, they’re always silent and they never smell. In fact, I’ve farted twice just talking to you.”

Doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back in a week.”

A week later she comes back and says, “I don’t know what the hell kinds of pills you gave me! I still fart constantly! They’re still silent, but now they smell awful! So bad they make me gag sometimes!”

The doctor says, “Good. Now that we’ve fixed your sense of smell, let’s work on fixing your hearing”

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