A woman in a jewelry store farted…..

…..while bending over looking at a beautiful diamond ring. She looks around embarrassed and see the salesman standing behind her. Totally professional he say ” Good day madam how may I help u?” Hoping maybe he hadn’t heard her accident she ask, ” Sir what’s the price for this lovely ring?” He answered madam if u fart by just looking at it, you’re going to shit when I tell you the price!!!!

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