A woman in a jewelers

admiring a large diamond ring. As she bends to take a closer look she lets out a little fart. Hoping no one noticed she smiled and asked “how much is that one?” The jeweler says “madam if you farted when you just looked at it, when I tell you the price you will shit yourself”.

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