She went to visit her, and found her propped up in bed with bandages over both her ears.
“What in the world happened to you?” she asked.
“It was the craziest thing,” said the blonde. “I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I held the iron up to my ear and said ‘hello?'”
“But what happened to your other ear?”
“I had to call the ambulance, didn’t I?”