“Thanks honey” she says, “what would you like me to bring you back?”
“Oh, um, an Italian girl!” The husband jokingly says.
“I’ll see what I can do” the woman says as she walks into the airport waving goodbye.
3 days later the woman returns and her husband greets her at the airport.
“How was your trip? Did you remember to bring my gift?”
“The Italian girl!”
“Oh, we’ll have to wait 9 months to see if it’s a boy or girl”