The pharmacist looked stunned and couldn’t believe what she had asked for but he was still curious.
“Why would you want to get cyanide?”
The women replied, “My husband has been having an affair and I want to poison him.”
The pharmacist tried to reason with the woman, ” I can’t do this for you. I would lose my license and you and I would go to prison for this.”
Then the woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband and a woman going into a motel. Upon closer inspection the woman in the picture was the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looks at the woman and says, “Why didn’t you just say you had a prescription?”