A woman goes to buy a parrot, the prices are $200, $100 and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheep.

“Because he used to live in a brothel” says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.

When she gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me, a new brothel!” The woman laughs.

When her daughters get home the parrot says: “Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!” The girls laughs too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me Pete, haven’t seen you for weeks!”

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