A woman goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. The pharmacist is shocked and said “what do you need cyanide for?”
“I plan to poison my husband”, she tells him. “I’m sorry, but there’s absolutely no way I can give you cyanide for that” the pharmacist says angrily.
The woman reaches into her purse and takes out a hidden camera photo of her own husband sleeping with the pharmacists wife.
“Sorry, I didn’t realize you had a prescription”