As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a woman screaming in pain. She glances into the room that the screams are coming from, only to see Angels drilling holes in the woman’s shoulders to attach her wings.
Shaken, she turns her attention back to St. Peter, only to hear a man screaming in agony from another room. She reluctantly glances into the room, only to see Angels drilling holes in the man’s head to attach his halo.
She whips around to St. Peter, quickly stating, “I don’t want to stay in Heaven, send me to the other place!”
“You don’t want to go there” he replies. “They’ll rape and sodomize you endlessly down there.”
“I don’t care”, she answers. “At least I already have holes for that!”