A woman comes home to find her husband cheating on her with another woman.

In a fit of rage, she runs to kitchen, grabs a steak knife, and cuts off her husband’s member.

Still in a fury, she grabs her husband’s cock and the keys to his Ferrari and begins zooming down the freeway at top speed. To make sure there’s no chance her husband will ever have it reattached, she hurls the penis out the window.

The penis slams into the windshield of an oncoming car driven by a father taking his daughter to her grandma’s house. The penis slaps against the windshield with a loud thud and bounces off into the side of the freeway.

The man’s daughter, alarmed, says, “Daddy, what was that?!!” The man, not wanting his daughter to be exposed to such gruesome horror, tells his daughter, “It was just a bug sweetie, nothing major.”

The daughter’s mouth practically drops to the floor and she exclaims, “Wow, that sure was a big dick for such a tiny little bug!”

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