A woman, about to undergo an IRS audit, asked her accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper”.

Then she asked her legal counsel the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your finest attire”.

Utterly confused at this point, she went to her rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of her dilemma. “Let me tell you a story” replied the rabbi. “A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. ‘Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.’ But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. ‘Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel'”.

The woman protested “Rabbi, what does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?” “Don’t you see? It doesn’t matter what you wear my dear! Either way, the results will be the same”…

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