A Winter War joke

A Soviet army is marching through a Finnish forest when a general hears a voice from over a hill shout: “one Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet soldiers!”

The general promptly send 10 soldiers to root out the voice, there is gunfire, and then silence.

After a few minutes, the voice shouts defiantly: “One Finnish soldier is better than a hundred Soviet soldiers!!”

The general sends a hundred men to remove the nuisance, there is a racket of gunfire, and then quiet.

The voice crys out loudly once more: “One Finnish soldier is better than a thousand Soviet soldiers!!”

Enraged, the general sends a thousand men charging over the hilltop to shut up that voice once and for all, an epic battle rages, and then quiet. After a few minutes, a gravely wounded Soviet crawls back over the hill and crys:

“It’s a trap! There are two Finnish soldiers!!”

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