He decided to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When erect, you could easily read “WENDY,” but when flaccid, you could only see “WY.”
One day he was taking a leak at a urinal next to a Jamaican man, when he happened to glance down and see “WY” tattooed on the Jamaican’s penis.
Surprised, the white man asks the Jamaican, “Hey, is your girlfriend’s name Wendy too?”
The Jamaican stared back at him with a look of confusion.
So then the white man showed him his penis and said, “See? ‘WY’. When I’m hard it says ‘WENDY!'”
To which the Jamaican says, “Ohh! No no, mon! Mine says ‘WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY!'”