A virgin goes to a brothel…

He finds a nice young lady and the two go into a back room. He’s never done this type of thing before so the hooker instructs him on what to do, telling him to begin by eating her out.

The man does as he’s told, but while orally pleasuring her he comes across a piece of a carrot. He thinks this must be normal so he continues.

Then he comes across a baby pea, again he is somewhat taken aback but he chalks this up to a lack of experience.

Finally he comes across a piece of corn, so he speaks up.

“Miss, are you sick?”

“No, but the last guy was.”