The woman takes him into a room and says, “We’re going to try this position called 69. I think you’ll like it.”
He lies down on the bed. She gets on top and they start going at it. Everything is fine for the first few minutes, and then she lets out a huge fart, right in the guy’s face. She apologizes and they get back to business.
A few minutes later, she rips another fart, bigger than the first one.
“Oh my god! I’m so sorry! Are you ok?”
“Yeah, I’m fine,” he says. “I don’t think I can take another 67 of those, though.”