He walks directly up to the Madam, drops down $500, and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” The trucker replies, “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.”
- Did you see the reviews for the restaurant on the moon?
- Yo momma’s so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma’s mass if G = 6.67×10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?