A man was speaking to God and he asked him, “God is it true that to you a thousand years is a minute?” “That’s true,” God replied. “And is it true that to you $1,000,000 is like a penny?” “That’s true,” God said. “Well, you see I’m a poor man and I was wondering if you could give me a penny,” asked the man. “Sure,” said God, “in a minute.”
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